September 2006. I’m in a bar or tavern or pub or maybe it was a club in Boulder with my girlfriend, who’s a month into law school. Seventy-three L1s are losing their mind because the DJ is playing Bon Jovi’s “Living on a Prayer.” Again.
This is the first time I felt estranged from my generation. It’s not that I didn’t know the song. Slippery When Wet was one of the first cassettes I bought with my allowance money. But that was little kid music. One step above Rafi or “Kokomo” or water song Uncle Jesse’s band played on Full House. Had we learned nothing from Nirvana, Pearl Jam, and alt-rock radio of the 1990s? Corporate magazines still suck, and so does anything that sounds like it wants you to listen to it.
For a kid led to believe that good music comes from Seattle and teeth brushing is bourgeois, 80s music struck me inauthentic, robotic, sell-outicism. Even Bob Dylan, Neil Young, and Johnny Cash—brilliant both before and after—sounded kinda lame in the 80s.
It’s taken decades for me to not cringe when I hear the tedious synth on “Take on Me” (A-ha) and “Tainted Love” (Soft Cell) or the overbearing drums on “Born in the USA” (Bruce Springsteen) or “In the Air Tonight” (Phil Collins). Fortunately, artists today are more open-minded than I am. Blood Orange, the 1975, the War on Drugs, Janelle Monáe, Sharon Van Etten—yes, even Taylor Swift—have helped me appreciate 80s sounds, melodies, and vibes by repurposing them, often without the unfortunate production decisions.
The artist who is most 80s, for me at least, is Prince. He illustrates everything crazy and beautiful and delirious and irresistible and dirty about the decade. The innovation. The variety. The flair. The groove. The synths. Also the gated reverb and excessive compression. I’ve come to see Prince for the genius he is, but I still don’t like the way the drums sound. Maybe that’s why many of my favorite 80s albums don’t sound like the 80s. Anyways, here they are. You can listen on Spotify, if you fancy.



















